Damon
The LeaderThe unofficial leader, built like a bad idea and twice as smug. Damon thinks he is the catch. The room has questions.
Meet The
Houseboys
Trouble is our love language.
Four disasters. One recurring diva.
Nobody behaves. Nobody packs correctly.
Every apology arrives sticky.
Service with a side of scandal
Cairns is not ready
Houseboy Dossiers
Four houseboys. One platinum problem.
Ethan
The ThinkerTaiwanese, clever, introspective, and married into inner Sydney money. Ethan notices everything, especially what everyone else is pretending not to notice.
Camillo
The FirestarterColombian, gorgeous, volatile, and launching a fashion line from the wreckage of his own impulse control. His clothes clash. So does he.
Jasper
The DiplomatYoung, Swiss, loaded, and dressed like he lost a bet in a charity bin. Jasper mediates the drama while quietly running his own.
And Then There's
Stephanie...
She did not join the house. She took it over.
Fifty, fabulous, and currently starring in an off-off-off production of The Graduate at Cairns RSL Club. Stephanie does not always travel with the boys, but scandal keeps forwarding her mail.
Their Actual Books
The scandal starts with The Blue Elephant.
No fake releases. No pretend paradise weddings. Just the real Desperate Houseboys murder mysteries, beginning at a resort that should have been condemned three owners ago.